David Johansen
Officer Gunther Toody
John C. McGinley
Officer Francis Muldoon
Fran Drescher
Velma Velour
Nipsey Russell
Police Captain Dave Anderson
Rosie O'Donnell
Lucille Toody
Daniel Baldwin
Don Motti
Jeremy Piven
Herbert Hortz
Louis Di Bianco
Nicco
Al Lewis
Leo Schnauzer
Barbara Hamilton
Mrs. Muldoon
Eliza Roberts
Boys in Blue Director (as Eliza Garrett)
Penn Jillette
Luther
Teller
Luther
Tone Loc
Hackman
Coati Mundi
Mambo Singer
Ellen-Ray Hennessy
Arlene
Sally Cahill
Brandy
Jackie Richardson
Madam
Arlene Duncan
Officer Kagan
Peter Keleghan
DA #1
Conrad Coates
DA #2
Terry Howson
Henchman #1
Eli Gabay
Henchman #2
Joanna Bacalso
Beautiful Young Woman
Von Flores
Mr. Kim
Mojo Nixon
Sidewalk Preacher
Jackie Harris Greenberg
Woman In Slip