Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley
Jane Spencer
George Kennedy
Ed Hocken
O. J. Simpson
Nordberg
Robert Goulet
Quentin Hapsburg
Richard Griffiths
Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Jacqueline Brookes
Commissioner Brumford
Anthony James
Hector Savage
Lloyd Bochner
Baggett
Tim O'Connor
Fenzwick
Peter Mark Richman
Dunwell
Ed Williams
Ted Olsen
Peter Van Norden
John Sununu
Colleen Fitzpatrick
Blues Singer
Alexander Folk
Crackhouse Cop
Jose Gonzales-Gonzales
Mariachi
Larry McCormick
TV Reporter
Cliff Bemis
Barbecue Dad
William Woodson
TV Commercial Announcer
Mel Tormé
Mel Tormé
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bill Chemerka
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."
Christopher J. Keene
"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
'Weird Al' Yankovic
"You pigs...say your prayers."
Gina Mastrogiacomo
"Is this some kind of bust?"
Jeff Wright
"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
C. Lindsay Workman
"Your coat, sir?"
Charlotte Zucker
"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Don Pugsley
"He's wired!"
Manny Perry
"Let's get him."
Raynor Scheine
"You're on my groin."
John Fleck
"If that's your attitude, forget it."
Susan Breslau
Party Guest
Jennifer Kretchmer
Barbecue Daughter
Ryan Harrison
Barbecue Boy
David Zucker
Davy Crockett
Robert K. Weiss
Obstetrician
Robert LoCash
FBI Agent
Burton Zucker
Lab Technician
Wendy Hogan
Lady in Waiting
