Jason Mewes
Jay
Kevin Smith
Silent Bob / Kevin Smith
Harley Quinn Smith
Milly
Aparna Brielle
Jihad
Shannon Elizabeth
Justice
Brian O'Halloran
Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks
Jason Lee
Brodie
Ben Affleck
Holden McNeil
Joey Lauren Adams
Alyssa Jones
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie
Treshelle Edmond
Sopapilla
Alice Wen
Shan Yu
Craig Robinson
Judge Jerry N. Executioner
Joe Manganiello
Bailliff
Frankie Shaw
Prosecutor
Fred Armisen
Merkin
Diedrich Bader
Security Guard
Melissa Benoist
Chronic
Jason Biggs
Jason Biggs
Adam Brody
Clerk
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Cast Member of Clerks
Walt Flanagan
Cast Member of Clerks
Scott Schiaffo
Cast Member of Clerks
Ernest O'Donnell
Cast Member of Clerks
Tommy Chong
Alfred the Butler
Bryan Johnson
Comic Book Man
Ming Chen
Comic Book Man
Keith Coogan
Keith Coogan
David Dastmalchian
Nervous Cop
Rosario Dawson
Reggie
Dan Fogler
Con-Ployee
Ralph Garman
Ted Underhill
Ben Gleib
Big Gun Guy
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Irvine
Klan Leader
Val Kilmer
Bluntman
Justin Long
Lawyer
Kate Micucci
Mooby's Fun-ployee
Redman
Redman
Donnell Rawlings
Captain
Jesse Rath
French Canadian Blunt-Fan
Joseph D. Reitman
1st AD
Molly Shannon
SouthBest Airlines Lady
Method Man
Method Man
Karrueche Tran
Con-Ployee #2
James Van Der Beek
James Van Der Beek
Chris Wood
Blunt-Fan
Johnny 'Bananas' Devenanzio
Guy with Banana
Marc Bernardin
Sleepy Blunt-Fan
Jeff Chase
Pitchfork Guy
Kevin Foster
Iron Bob
David Mandel
Mooby's Coffee Addict
Jordan Monsanto
Lady Bailiff
Brian Quinn
Bluntman Cosplayer
Jake Richardson
Kush Boy #1
Stephen Root
Cockmando (voice)
Matt Damon
Loki (uncredited)
Stan Lee
Stan Lee (archive footage) (uncredited)
Liv Banks
Jogger
Ryan James
Chronic Con Contest Winner / Jay Cosplayer (uncredited)
