Jim Henson
Kermit the Frog / Rowlf / Dr. Teeth / Waldorf / Swedish Chef / Ernie / Granny / Horse & Carriage Rider / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice)
Frank Oz
Miss Piggy / Fozzie / Animal / Bert / Cookie Monster / Ocean Breeze Soap Board Member / Sam the Eagle (voice)
Dave Goelz
Gonzo / Chester - Rat / Bill - Frog / Zoot / Beauregard / Dog / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Penguin (voice)
Steve Whitmire
Rizzo the Rat / Gill - Frog / Baby Kermit / Chicken / College Student in Audience / Dog / Lew Zealand (voice)
Richard Hunt
Scooter / Statler / Janice / Beaker / Dog (voice)
Jerry Nelson
Camilla / Lew Zealand / Floyd / Bear / Chicken / Crazy Harry / Dog / Dr. Julias Strangepork / Granny / Penguin / Pops / The Count (voice)
Juliana Donald
Jenny
Lonny Price
Ronnie
Louis Zorich
Pete
Art Carney
Bernard Crawford
James Coco
Mr. Skeffington
Dabney Coleman
Martin Price
Gregory Hines
Rollerskater
Linda Lavin
Kermit's Doctor
Joan Rivers
Perfume Saleswoman
Elliott Gould
Cop in Pete's
Liza Minnelli
Self
Brooke Shields
Customer in Pete's
Frances Bergen
Leonard Winesop's Receptionist
Ed Koch
Self (as The Honorable Edward I. Koch)
John Landis
Leonard Winesop
Kathryn Mullen
Jill the Frog (voice)
Karen Prell
Yolanda the Rat / Frank the Dog / Helpful Woman in Park (voice)
Brian Muehl
Tatooey the Rat / Bear / Dog (voice)
David Rudman
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Martin P. Robinson
Additional Muppet Performer / College Student in Audience / Bear
Gates McFadden
Mr. Price's Secretary
Alice Spivak
Costumer in Pete's
John Eric Bentley
Train Conductor
Ron Foster
Man in Winesop's Office
Michael Hirsch
Man in Winesop's Office
Vic Polizos
Construction Worker
Kenneth McGregor
Construction Worker
Paul Stolarsky
Aquacade Announcer
Mary Kay Adams
Woman in Crawford's Office
Michael Bertolini
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Cheryl Blaylock
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Fran Brill
Additional Muppet Performer / News Reporter (voice)
Ralph Cole Jr.
Roller Skater
Faz Fazakas
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Brian Henson
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Heather Henson
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Rollie Krewson
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
David Lazer
Customer at Sardi's
Ronn Lucas
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Sonia Manzano
Customer at Sardi's
Antone Pagán
Customer in Diner
Thomas E. van Dell
Theatre Patron
Catherine Scorsese
Extra (uncredited)
Charles Scorsese
Extra (uncredited)
