Trey Parker
Joe Cooper
Matt Stone
Doug Remer
Dian Bachar
Squeak Scolari
Yasmine Bleeth
Jenna Reed
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Yvette Denslow
Ernest Borgnine
Ted Denslow
Robert Vaughn
Baxter Cain
Trevor Einhorn
Joey Thomas
Bob Costas
Bob Costas
Al Michaels
Al Michaels
Robert Stack
Robert Stack
Reggie Jackson
Reggie Jackson
Dan Patrick
Dan Patrick
Kenny Mayne
Kenny Mayne
Pat O'Brien
Pat O'Brien
Jim Lampley
Jim Lampley
Dale Earnhardt
Dale Earnhardt
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Victoria Silvstedt
Victoria Silvstedt
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo
Ed Tuttle
Greg Grunberg
Wilke - New Jersey Informant
Michael Garvey
San Antonio Defender
Paul Michael Robinson
Mime Psych-Out
Kevin Michael Richardson
Peripatetic Player
Micah McCain
Heather Kaiser
Cory Oliver
Brittany Kaiser
Francis X. McCarthy
Dr. Kaiser
Blair Besten
Stephanie
Stanley G. Sawicki
Skidmark Steve
Richard Johnson
Referee
Joey Diaz
Referee
Michael Matthys
Referee
Jill Gascoine
Hospital Nurse
John Fink
Surgeon
Kato Kaelin
Driveway Announcer
Iqbal Theba
Factory Manager
Jeff Wright
Fireman
Ray Xifo
Riverdance Referee
Stephen McHattie
Narrator (voice)
Julie Dolan
Beer Barrel
Brooke Morales
Beers Cheerleader
Rebecca Lin
Felons Cheerleader
Chanel Ryan
Felons Cheerleader
Grant Baciocco
Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited)
Greg Bronson
Surgeon (uncredited)
Mike Butters
Baseketball Referee (uncredited)
Alexandra Ella
Horrified Fan (uncredited)
Courtney Ford
Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)
Lloyd Gordon
Umpire / Dancer (uncredited)
Casey Hendershot
Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)
Spencer Kayden
Outraged Fan (uncredited)
Jessica Lee
Cheerleader (uncredited)
Shannon Malone
Cheerleader (uncredited)
Kelly Monaco
Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)
Linda O'Neil
Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited)
Bridget Oberlin
Roswell Alien (uncredited)
Raphael Sbarge
Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)
David Zucker
Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)
